Chick-Fil-A-Holes Bible Thump

Chick-Fil-A

fully supports the EIGHT TRADITIONAL FORMS OF MARRIAGE IN THE BIBLE, because it would be arrogant and contemptuous to GOD for corporate money grubbers to defy GOD!

1: Polygamous Marriage (lots of same-sex women married all together with one man, 1 Kings 11:3, CH 11:21 Rehoboam had eighteen wives and sixty concubines)
2: Leverite Marriage (bigamy with brother's heirless widow, De 25:5)
3: A Man, A Woman, and Her Property (wife's slave, Gen. 16:1-6)
4: A Man, One or More Wives, and some Sex Slave Concubines (Judges 19:1-30, David's son, Solomon, chose 700 wives and 300 concubines, totaling 1,000 women in 1 Kings 11:3)
5: A Male Soldier and a Female Prisoner of War (DT 21:10-14, NU 31:17-18, )
6: A Male Rapist and His Victim (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
7: A Male Slave and A Female Slave
8: Monogamous Heterosexual Marriage

I think we are inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, "We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage." ... I pray God's mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about.

Chick-Fil-A

fully supports the SELLING DAUGHTERS INTO SLAVERY IN THE TRADITION OF THE BIBLE, (Exodus 21:7-11) because it would be arrogant and contemptuous to GOD for corporate money grubbers to defy GOD!

Chick-Fil-A

fully supports the SELLING DAUGHTERS INTO SEX-SLAVERY-CONCUBINAGE IN THE TRADITION OF THE BIBLE, (Exodus 21:7) because it would be arrogant and contemptuous to GOD for corporate money grubbers to defy GOD!

Chick-Fil-A

fully supports the TRADITION OF MALE EMPLOYEES SWEARING IMPORTANT PROMISES TO THE BOSS WHILE HOLDING ONTO THE BOSS'S NAKED TESTICLE SACK IN THE TRADITION OF THE BIBLE, (GE 24:2-9, 47:29) because it would be arrogant and contemptuous to GOD for corporate money grubbers to defy GOD!